SORSN: You have stepped up your post play and scoring in recent weeks to try and lift up the Lady Waves. Do you now consider yourself the go-to person on this team to put points on the board?
Kristen: Yes, but not if I miss shots continuously in a certain game
SORSN: Name these tunes:
a) “Straighten’ the curves, flatten’ the hills, someday the mountain might get’m but the law never will.”
b) “If I fell off tomorrow would you still love me? If I didn’t smell so good would you still hug me?
If I got locked up and sentenced to a quarter century, could I count on you to be there to support me mentally?
If I went back to a hoopty from a Benz, would you poof and disappear like some of my friends?”
Kristen:
a) Dukes of Hazzard theme song “Just a good ole boys” by Waylon Jennings. I have been told it was played at your wedding.
b) 21 questions by 50 cent
SORSN: Very good knowledge of diverse musical genres. And yes much to my surprise, myself, along with the preacher and the best-man, came walking into the sanctuary to “Just the good ole boys”.
SORSN: What has been your highest point in your high school basketball career thus far? The lowest point?
Kristen: Now would be highest. My freshman year would be my lowest because I was injured.
SORSN: Scenario: Down by 1 with less than 10 seconds to go in the game and you have the ball just outside of the left block with your back to the basket. You’re being defended heavily by a girl about the same size, but has real bad body odor. I’m talking this girl is on you hard…all up in your business and the smell is horrific. Do you:
a) Square up and give her a hard elbow to create some distance as you drive to the center of the lane for a jump hook.
b) Turn and shoot a fade away jumper.
c) Pass the ball because you are gagging and grab your nose because you can’t take the smell any more.
Kristen: A