SORSN: It’s FOOTBALL FRIDAY! Tell us coach, what has this week’s practice like?
Coach Moser: We practiced Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday.
SORSN: The biggest improvement is said to happen between the first and second game. What did the team work on to improve this week?
Coach Moser: Making sure we get in a good position during water breaks so the crowd can see us.
SORSN: Harriman has a lot of speed but proved to be ineffective against Kingston in week 1. What will the Waves need to do to make Harriman 0-2 in the county?
Coach Moser: Score more points than them.
SORSN: Does it make any sense that the entire football team stands at the most dangerous intersection in the county?
Coach Moser: That is way down the list on things that don’t make sense to me.
SORSN: We’ve heard from a person inside the Ramey campaign that a recount has been initiated but some question the methods involved. SORSN.com was able to obtain this quote. “Not since the bribing of the refs at Donelson Christian has Jack Daniels been more involved in an officiating role.” In case Ralph’s political career doesn’t pan out, is the team any closer to signing a deal to have him perform at the home games?
Coach Moser: I’m more worried about our football team performing at home games right now.